Hello, beautiful souls.
I thought I'd share some fascinating angel signs that happened to me/ for me this week.
Hello, beautiful souls.
I thought I'd share some fascinating angel signs that happened to me/ for me this week.
Three of our books published by DriverWorks Ink in Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada have won Next Generation Indie Book Awards!
Such exciting news!
Fun On The Farm 3 - True Tales of Farm Life, compiled and edited by Deana J. Driver, was a finalist in humor/ comedy.
The book shares more funny stories of growing up on, working on, visiting and/or living on a farm. Twenty Prairie writers including author/ publisher Deana J. Driver tell their tales of annoying cattle, overly curious farm kids, stubborn pigs, confusing technology, and more. This is the third and final volume of the popular Fun On The Farm series and has been described as "even funnier than the first two!"
(A donation form books sold is being made to the Lung Association of Saskatchewan in honour of the Driver family's history of respiratory illnesses.)
Flight - Stories of Canadian Aviation, Vol. 3, by Deana J. Driver and Contributors, was a finalist in the anthology category.
This third volume of the Flight series shares stories of dangerous landings, mid-air optical illusions, hidden airstrips, irritating passengers, and long-distance flights carrying rehabilitated birds and other animals. There are 33 short stories plus an introduction – 6 stories and introduction written by author/editor/publisher Deana J. Driver and 27 stories written by 14 other Canadian writers: Bill Cameron, Will Chabun, Richard Dowson, Peter Enzlberger, Mary Harelkin Bishop, Dave McElroy, Vincent Murphy-Dodds, Curtis Penner, Don Riekman, Ralph Tweten, Walter D. Williams, Ken Wilson, Mason Adam Wray, and Bill Wunsch.
We've been told it's a great addition to the Flight series. "What wonderful reading – astonished at the work you did in putting the book together!"
Don't They Kick When You Do That - Stories of a Prairie Veterinarian by Dr. Gary Hoium was a finalist in career/ memoir.
If you like the James Herriot series All Creatures Great and Small, you'll enjoy Dr. Gary Hoium's amusing stories of his adventures, experiences, and interactions as a mixed-animal veterinarian in Weyburn, Saskatchewan. Gary's style of writing is humorous, heartwarming, and illuminating - with fascinating insights into the people and animals he worked with during his 40 years as a veterinarian. Tales of cattle, squirrels, hogs, dogs, cats, sheep, and the men and women who love them are wrapped up in Don't They Kick When You Do That? "This witty vet is highly entertaining," said a reviewer.
(A donation from books sold is being made to the Saskatchewan Cancer Foundation in memory of Gary's sister Lois.)
Thank you to Next Generation Indie Book Awards for these honours!
I’ve spent most of my adult life writing or editing or designing newsletters or book layouts, or publishing and selling books, and I sometimes forget how cool that is.
So far, I've written five non-fiction books and contributed pieces to more than a dozen other books. And I've published more than 70 books written by 50 or 60 (mostly Western) Canadian writers. That's been my life since I wrote my first book in 2001.![]() |
| Mason Adam Wray (left), Deana Driver, and Canadian Aviation Historical Society president Gary Williams at the Regina Flying Club, June 2022 |
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| Running the Riders - My Decade as CEO of Canada's Team by Jim Hopson with Darrell Davis |
The conversation wasn’t as simple as that, and I have liberally paraphrased what we discussed, but that was the gist of it.
I was immediately intrigued.
Anyone who knows anything about sports in Saskatchewan knows the name “Jim Hopson”. Not just that he is a former football player who then led the Riders organization through some turbulent times and toward a profit and a couple of Grey Cup wins during his CEO period, but he is also known as a good guy and a fan favourite. Jim is a big man with a big, friendly personality, who gets things done.
I quickly conversed with my husband, Al, who was helping me in my publishing business at the time. Al would have to agree to this project since he would be the main person to edit this book.
You see, Al had been a copy editor in the sports and news departments of the Regina Leader-Post for decades prior to taking early retirement from his news editor position in 2008. Al was also a sports geek. He could happily spew a long list of sports statistics (alongside his sports editor colleague Rob Vanstone and others at the newspaper), and he had also edited hundreds of Darrell Davis's sports stories over the years as well as two books, Saskatchewan Roughriders – First 100 Years and Regina Pats – A Winning Tradition, for which Darrell Davis was a co-author. I was not surprised when Al quickly signed on to help with this book, which we would come to call Running the Riders: My Decade as CEO of Canada’s Team by Jim Hopson with Darrell Davis.
I had met Jim Hopson briefly at one point prior to this project, but Al knew him on a more personal level. They had both gone to the same high school in Regina and were on the same football team, with Jim a few years ahead of Al. When Jim and his wife Brenda later sent me photos to include in the Running the Riders book, it was a delightful surprise to find the teenage Al peering out of a 1968 Thom Trojans team photo, sitting two rows back and to the left of Jim, who was happily occupying the centre spot in the front row.
| 1968 Thom Trojans team photo. Jim Hopson is front row centre, #60. Al Driver is third row, fifth from the right. |
By the time Darrell called me in early 2015 about this proposed book project, he had already worked with Jim on creating an outline of the book and Jim had written several chapters in longhand. This handwritten method worked best for Jim, and as Darrell later typed Jim’s words into a computer, Darrell was able to adjust them where needed and add some sports statistics to complete the story.
Shortly after Al and I agreed to take on the project,
Darrell provided me with a synopsis, which became the description on the back
cover of the Running the Riders book:
“The
Saskatchewan Roughriders were mired in mediocrity, a decent football team that
couldn’t advance to the Grey Cup as the franchise worked its way out of
financial distress and tried to reconnect with its fan base. In 2004, offensive
lineman-turned-educator Jim Hopson was hopeful that the Roughriders directors
would hire him as the team’s first full-time president and CEO. He believed
that the team, with its incredible fan base, could become a successful business
that consistently posted strong annual profits while playing in and winning
multiple Grey Cups.
And it happened. After a decade under
Hopson’s leadership (2005 to 2015), the Roughriders became the Canadian
Football League’s strongest franchise, appearing in four Grey Cup games
(winning twice) and selling more team merchandise than the other eight CFL
franchises combined. They obliterated their debt and posted a record-setting
profit of $10.4 million after winning a hometown Grey Cup in 2013, which has
been described as the biggest moment in the 105-year-old team’s history.
Hopson’s book, with the assistance of
Darrell Davis (an author and long-time sports writer and Roughriders beat
writer at the Regina Leader-Post), describes Hopson’s business plans, the
resistance to change within the organization, the interplay with the fans of
Rider Nation, difficult decisions made, and the euphoria of winning two league
championships.
An emotional man with a firm disposition, Jim Hopson describes the highs and lows that went along with the job and the path he took, professionally and personally, to the biggest office with the franchise known as ‘Canada’s Team’.”
A few months after that initial phone call, Al and I met with Darrell and Jim at a nearby pub to sign our publishing contract and talk more about the project. These three men regularly veered off topic and exchanged tales of the good old days of playing the game, who they each knew, and how those people are doing these days. I didn’t mind. After all, I’d lived with Al for almost 40 years, so I was used to frequent forays into the sports world. He’d taught me all about high school football early on in our marriage, when he was covering that sport for the newspaper, and we’d had season tickets to Riders games in the 1980s – when I found that the most interesting thing on the field was often the players’ butts. Yes, I said it, and it still holds true. The 1980s were not the best years for the Saskatchewan Roughriders. And we were paying a babysitter at the time too – but that’s another story.
Now, back to the meeting with Jim and Darrell…
It was swell. It was a fun
get-together that also accomplished our goals of sorting out details of the
book’s style, format, selling locations, and more.
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| DriverWorks Ink publisher Deana Driver with Jim Hopson, Darrell Davis, and Al Driver, June 20, 2015 |
The timing was right to publish a book about Jim’s career. He had just retired from the Riders organization and had left the team in a strong position, financially and on the field. We wanted a book out by that fall, in time for Christmas gift-giving, so we worked hard and fast.
I contacted Ian Hamilton, another Leader-Post sports writer, to help Al and me edit the book. He agreed and we were grateful for his additional eyes on the manuscript. Bill Dubecky of Royal Studios had been the Riders’ photographer for decades, and he graciously supplied many photos to use in the book. Erika Folnovic, a local artist, created the beautiful cover design. The Saskatchewan Roughrider organization gave us permission to publish some of their photos and use their team colours, and they later sold books in their stores across the province. Creative Saskatchewan provided us with a book publishing grant to assist with costs. To all these individuals and organizations, we are grateful.
Bad news came in August 2015, at the height of production, when Al was suddenly diagnosed with Stage IV colon cancer. He – and we – decided to fight it and to stay positive. Amid his stints in and out of hospital, our work continued on the book.
| Al Driver editing the Running the Riders book Oct 2015 |
Al edited the final manuscript in early October as Ian and I met and compared notes on the typos or other details we’d each found that needed correction. I put all the pieces together and sent the layouts to Houghton Boston Printers in Saskatoon, a printer we work closely with on most of our nonfiction books. We had a book in our hands on October 30th, 2015!
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| Jim Hopson and his wife, Brenda Edwards, and co-contributor Darrell Davis see their new Running the Riders book. |
The Running the Riders book was a big hit!
We had to order a reprint after selling 3,400 softcover books in only two months – an extraordinary accomplishment for a little publishing house, but not surprising given the story Jim and Darrell told. We also created hardcover and e-book editions of Running the Riders, which puts our book into the Canadian national bestseller category with more than 5,000 books sold.
Bad news struck again last year when Jim Hopson was diagnosed with Stage IV colon cancer. Strangely, it is the same illness that took Al in early January 2016, but their cancer stories are not the same.
Jim Hopson recently spoke publicly about his cancer diagnosis to Murray McCormick of the Regina Leader-Post in this article about his Gridiron Greats Hall of Fame induction.
I’ve chatted with Jim a few times in this last year, and I continue to wish him and his family all the best. Anything I could have said that would be helpful, I have said to Jim.
Cancer sucks. That’s a supreme understatement.
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Jim Hopson signing more Running the Riders books, Sept. 2021 |
The last words in this blog post go to Darrell
Davis and Jim Hopson, as I quote from the epilogue in their Running the Riders book:
Hopson understood his position put him
in the forefront of a franchise whose every move is scrutinized, yet he never ducked a question or avoided an issue. When
Hopson said he wanted me to help him write this book, I asked him why he chose me,
considering that we often had conflicting viewpoints during the years we worked
“together.” He said he wanted to write an honest book, but he also wanted to be
challenged while relating his uplifting, positive story of growing up in Regina
to become the Roughriders’ president. He ultimately gave the book to me on hundreds
of hand-written pages for typing and “embellishing.”
That’s how I describe my contributions,
considering that I had already written about many of his Riders adventures as
part of my newspaper work.
“It was important that when the book was done, people would say it was credible,” Hopson says. “I didn’t try to gloss over the bad stuff by just talking about the good. We had our challenges and there’s no way I would present myself as always making the best decision. I made more good decisions than bad decisions, but if you’re going to be a leader, you had better expect that you’re going to have challenges.”
In April 2021, I received an email from Dr. Gary Hoium, a veterinarian in Weyburn, Saskatchewan. Gary had begun writing amusing, intriguing, and insightful stories about his decades of experiences as a mixed-animal veterinarian. He asked me about the possibility of publishing those stories.
We met a couple months later in my backyard in Regina.
We immediately felt a connection. Aside from the fact that Prairie people are generally friendly folks who are community oriented and have great stories, people from the Weyburn area have occupied a special spot in my heart for decades.While in my backyard, Dr. Gary Hoium and I discussed his numerous stories and the ways we visualized his book taking shape. We went to work immediately and planned to have a book in our hands by that fall for pre-Christmas gift buying. The timeline was tight, but we did it.
With the help of a co-editor (Gary's niece Courtney Hinz), a cover designer, and several publisher colleagues and consultants, we released Don't They Kick When You Do That? Stories of a Prairie Veterinarian in October 2021. The book has already been so popular that we are considering reprinting this fall.
What's in the book and why is it so wonderful? Let's hear from the author himself.This is what Dr. Gary Hoium wrote for a "Read My Book" piece in the Regina Leader-Post's QC Magazine:
“How long did it take you to write this book?” a young lady asked at a recent book signing.
Looking up, I smiled. “About 40 years,” I replied.
She laughed.
Ride along and accompany me on my journey as a mixed-animal,
rural Saskatchewan veterinarian.
My book has been called “an enlightening, humorous,
intriguing, educational compilation of true adventures, experiences, mishaps and
rousing successes that are sure to captivate and entertain.”
If you love animals… this book is for you. If you ever owned
a pet or owned, managed or cared for livestock of any kind… this book is for
you. If you ever had any thoughts or wonderment as to what a life (possibly
even your own life) might have been like as a rural Prairie veterinarian… this
book is for you. Your farmer/rancher dad or husband doesn’t read books? Based
on many testimonials, he will read this one, laugh a lot, and love it!
As veterinarians, we are tasked with serving all the medical,
surgical and welfare needs of a very diverse animal kingdom. Our motto: “If you
do no good… do no harm.”
Learn how one evening, a clump of four grey fox squirrels,
entangled and stuck tightly together by their tails, taught me the importance
of compassion. The story went viral across our nation in days.
Extracting porcupine quills from a German shepherd resulted
in my painted portrait, me in my green scrub suit, being distributed in a book
worldwide.
You can live in my boots through the most fearful, dangerous, and stressful noon hour of my career when an 1800-pound, wild-eyed, aggressive
bull escaped my inner-city clinic and landed in a resident’s backyard. Flanked
by an elementary school on one side and a comprehensive high school on another,
students (targets) aplenty, this had the very real potential to turn out REAL
BAD!
You will be introduced to a couple of compelling real-life
characters. Terrible Terry … or was he? As an experienced “jailbird” fighting personal
demons, he frequented our clinic and befriended me, and ultimately, me him
despite many crazy encounters.
Cousin
Jimmy will leave you laughing and craving more.
From
cattle to hogs, cats to dogs, the creatures and the men and women who love them
have wormed their way into my heart and my stories.
And do
they kick when I do that? The surprising answer is .....?
William Cameron entered Grade 9 at Scott Collegiate in Regina in 1942 and soon became a member of the Air Cadets squadron as required by the school curriculum. Bill’s stories for the third volume of the Flight: Stories of Canadian Aviation book series include his reminisces of patrolling several city blocks with the Regina District Civil Defence Corps, as a teenager, in case air raid sirens were activated and they needed to warn residents to turn off their lights.
| Bill Cameron and friends with Lancaster bomber, Regina airport, 1945 Photo courtesy of William Cameron |
Bill’s
stories are three of the 33 stories in this third volume of the series, written
by 15 Canadian writers including me. I wrote six stories about: Moose Jaw-based
Laura Lawrence, the only commercially operating female aerial application pilot
in Canada in 2017; Barb Stefanyshyn-Cote, who hadn’t flown over much water
before she flew her aircraft from their farm in Leask down to Mexico and then
Chile; Lisa McGivery, who had some annoying passenger experiences in her work
as a flight attendant and now works as an aircraft maintenance engineer in
Ontario; and Gerd Wengler, who transports rehabilitated owls and other
creatures to safety and new homes in Manitoba and Ontario.
| Flight: Stories of Canadian Aviation, Vol. 3 by Deana J. Driver and Contributors |
Ken Wilson wrote about touring the Canadian Aviation and Space Museum in Ottawa with his father Ron just prior to the museum’s opening. Ron, a long-time pilot in northern Saskatchewan, noticed that the Beaver aircraft on display did not have a specific piece of equipment that would have been standard gear when transporting supplies for anyone staying in the bush. Ken made that suggestion to the museum curator, resulting in a change to the national museum’s Beaver display.
Retired
journalist Will Chabun contributed three stories to this third volume of Flight,
including details of annual vacations that Regina resident Jean Thomas took to
France for 20 years as a member of the Royal Air Force Escaping Society.
Co-founded by her late husband Hugh, the Society maintains contact and offers
aid to those who rescued and sheltered RAF pilots like Hugh, whose plane was
shot down during the war. The fiddle playing of Regina Symphony Orchestra’s
Howard Leyton-Brown is also chronicled by Will Chabun.
| Hugh and Jean Thomas, 1945 Story by Will Chabun, photo courtesy of Jean Thomas |
The stories in the Flight series are not about the aircraft or flight terminology as much as they are about the people who had these adventures and incidents. My interest in these stories is in why they did what they did and what we can learn from those activities and experiences. I’ve already received submissions for Volume 4 of the series. Stay tuned.
Volumes 1, 2, and 3 of Flight:
Stories of Canadian Aviation by Deana J. Driver and Contributors are available from www.driverworks.ca, Saskatchewan Aviation Museum gift
shop, McNally Robinson Booksellers, Chapters, Indigo, Coles, Handmade
Saskatchewan gift shops, SaskBooks, Amazon, and other select stores.
A couple years ago, I was selling my DriverWorks Ink-published books at a craft show in Swift Current when a man walked by and yelled at me: “When are you doing another Fun On The Farm book? I really enjoy those!”
Fast forward almost three years, in the midst
of a global pandemic, and here it is. Bring on the laughter!
Fun On The Farm 3: True Tales of Farm Life adds another 32 short stories and six poems
to those of the first two volumes of the series, with more amusing antics,
accidents, surprises, and laughs about growing up, living, or working on
Western Canadian farms. Twenty writers, including me, have contributed to this
volume.
| Author /editor/ publisher Deana J. Driver with Fun On The Farm 3 |
The stories include how I learned to drive a
car in a grain field in Alberta at age 12, played in a culvert on our farm as a
kid, and watched high school friends of my husband go a little goofy during our
rural wedding a few decades ago. My sister Leanne Pacholok and brother Alan Pacholok
talk about their adventures too, including Leanne’s Poohsticks games through
that same culvert, and Alan’s numerous antics and accidents that ended with minimal
damage to him, but not to our mom’s prized plate from Poland.
Shellbrook author Laurie Lynn Muirhead shares
stories of how her brother showed off his “flying” skills and how she nurtured
a runt piglet to its full size. Saskatoon writer Marilyn Frey contributed five
stories to Fun On The Farm 3, telling of riding a pig, Sunday ball
games, crop circles, and more. Brad Hauber of Lloydminster recalls picking
rocks, winter sports, and the benefits of having younger brothers. The contributing writers include three authors whose work I’ve published: Mary
Harelkin Bishop has stories of garden gumbo and a friend’s rocky awakening,
Janice Howden explains her dad’s “crash” nickname, and Bryce Burnett’s poetry
gives glimpses of farm life. Other contributors are Cheryl Crashley, Elias
Entz, Jean Fahlman, Keith Foster, Becky Gamble, Ron Krenn, Theodore
Mikolayenko, Karen Ollinger and Eldon McDougald, Rev. Dr. Joyce Sasse, and Jean
Tiefenbach.
This is the final book in the Fun On The
Farm series celebrating the sense of humour that Western Canadian farmers often
utilize to get through the hard times and cherish the good times.
Fun
on the Farm 3 books are available
at www.driverworks.ca, McNally Robinson Booksellers, Indigo, Chapters, Coles, Handmade
Saskatchewan gift shops in Regina and Saskatoon, SaskBooks, Amazon, and other select stores.
| Signed copies of Fun On The Farm, Fun On The Farm Too, and Fun On The Farm 3 are available at a Book Bundle sale price from www.driverworks.ca/shop.html |
Every year since November 2009, when I published Alan J. Buick’s book The Little Coat - The Bob and Sue Elliott Story, I can’t help but think of Bob and Sue Elliott on Remembrance Day.
They were unsung Canadian and Dutch heroes of a sort. Until Alan’s book, of course, which helped thousands of readers worldwide learn their names and something about the sacrifices made by them and people like them who served in and/or lived through the combat zones of the Second World War.
By age 19, Bob Elliott was a tank commander in the Canadian Army and was fighting the German army in the Netherlands. There, he met a feisty, 10-year-old Dutch girl named Everdina “Sussie” Cretier. Sussie had earlier saved her father from a German firing squad and their whole family had just escaped to the safety of the Canadian army after running across a field dotted with landmines.
Sussie - soon known as Sue - became a good-luck charm for the Canadian soldiers, especially those in Bob’s troop, who wanted to give her a Christmas gift. On Christmas Day 1944, Bob presented Sue with a child’s coat that the soldiers had asked a local seamstress to sew out of a wool Canadian Army blanket. The buttons on the coat came from the soldiers’ tunics.
Sue
cherished that gift and kept it for decades, long after she and Bob reconnected
and she moved to Canada to be with him. Alan Buick saw the coat on display at the
Royal Canadian Legion in Olds, Alberta, and began asking questions about it -
which led him to write his award-winning book, The Little Coat.
Bob Elliott passed away in February 2013.
We learned today that Sue Elliott passed away in May of this year. We express our heartfelt condolences to their families and all who loved them.
I was privileged to meet and talk with Sue and Bob during our launch of The Little Coat book from the Royal Canadian Legion hall in Olds, Alberta in November 2009. They connected with us by video, long before that became an everyday occurrence. Alan Buick and I were thrilled that the subjects of Alan's book could participate in our launch and visit with their family members and friends in the audience via video chat.
In 2013, I was thrilled to meet Sue in person in the Netherlands, when I travelled there on a vacation with my late husband, Al. I wrote a blog about that adventure, from the perspective of the book talking to us. It was great fun and Sue was, as always, energetic and full of laughter.
Bob and Sue’s story and sacrifices will never be forgotten. Nor will those of thousands of others who served and placed themselves in danger in the name of freedom.
We will remember them. Rest in peace, dear friends.
More of my blog posts about Bob and Sue Elliott:
Seeing
this "Little Coat" inspired a country singer to write an
award-winning book, Dec 2017
Viewing The Little Coat at the Military Museums, Calgary, Alberta, August 2015
Liberation Day Netherlands 70th Anniversary and The Little Coat book, May 2015
Remembrance
- Bob Elliott and The Little Coat book, Nov 2014
While interviewing my brother, Alan Pacholok, months ago about funny things he's experienced on the farm – so I could include those stories in the new book Fun On The Farm 3 – Alan told me about an encounter he had with a moose. I wrote the story and then decided it didn't quite fit for the Fun on the Farm book series. It seemed like the perfect story for a blog post. Enjoy!
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| Two of my younger siblings, Alan and Leanne Pacholok (far left and far right), |
| laugh at the antics of some cousins during a Pacholok family reunion, 2015 |
The farm I grew up on is in a forested region of central Alberta on land that required my ancestors – and me as a kid – to clear away trees to create usable farmland. Wild animals, especially moose, are common there.
My brother, Alan Pacholok, owns and operates that farm now and he has been known on many occasions to improvise in the maintenance and repair of farm equipment and buildings. For decades, my sisters and I have teased him that he’s a “duct tape and binder twine” kind of repairman.
This use of ingenuity and adaptability is common among farmers, who
have limited time in which to get their crops or cattle production accomplished
due to weather, finances, and distance from other resources. So farmers sometimes
have to make due with what is in the garage, barn, or vehicle just to get the
job done. It’s a skill every working farm kid learns early on.
One sunny Saturday afternoon in the late 1990s, my
brother was returning from a road trip he took to a farm near a neighbouring town, where
he had gone to do some prep work on a granary he’d purchased. As Alan drove back
towards our town, he saw a young moose stuck in a barbed wire fence that was beside the
highway.
Vehicles were passing by this scene and my brother did
too, but only for a split second before he turned his half-ton around, drove
into the ditch, and got out of his truck to peruse the situation.
This wasn’t the first time Alan had seen such a predicament. He’d rescued a couple other moose from a similar fate before.
When moose
try to jump a barbed wire fence, Alan told me, their front feet go over the top
wire, but sometimes their back feet catch on the top wire, pushing it forward so
their feet go down in front of the second wire of a four-wire fence. That
second wire moves up with the force and acts as a lasso with the top wire,
trapping the animal in place.
This particular moose was trying frantically to move
ahead and was pulling on the wires, which were not budging. Alan knew
that without help, this animal would perish.
Unlike our dad, who enjoyed hunting in almost every year that he could, my brother was never interested in this form of wild game. But this poor moose didn’t know that.
As Alan approached the frightened creature, he saw the
fear in the animal’s eyes. And those eyes only got bigger when Alan started up
the only utensil he could find in his truck – a power saw.
“The only tool we really had in the truck back then was a
tire wrench,” Alan said. “We never took tools in the truck and I didn’t need
them that day anyway. I had to take a couple two by sixes to Boyle to brace up
a granary I bought and look at how to haul it home. I just had a power saw to
cut the boards. To get this moose out of the fence, all I needed was a pair of
pliers to cut the wires or two rocks, but I couldn’t find those anyway. The
power saw was all I had,” Alan said with a grin.
“No nails, no wrenches, just one moose caught in the top
two wires of this fence,” which, coincidentally, happened to be on the property
of one of our uncles – but that’s rural Canada for you.
So, my brother grabbed his power saw and walked toward
the hung-up animal. Alan could see that the moose had been fighting to get free
for awhile before he arrived. The wires had rubbed some hair off its hind
ankles, but there weren’t any cuts on the animal’s legs, which was comforting
for both Alan and the moose.
By now, they had an audience. Several vehicles had
stopped on the highway and people were standing on the roadside, waiting to see
what this man in the pickup truck was planning to do with this 600-pound handy
bundle of Grade A moose meat.
With his power saw in hand, Alan stood as far away as
possible from the trapped moose – which was only about two feet given the
10-foot distance between fence posts and the mid-sized moose in the centre.
Alan tried to start his power saw. It made a quick, loud broooomm noise, and
then stopped.
The noise startled the moose. It squirmed faster and
tried harder to get away – with no success. It looked at Alan from the corner
of its bulging eyes.
Alan tried to start the power saw again – with no
success.
Several times, Alan tried to start the saw. Each time,
the noise frightened the animal even more and its shaking intensified.
The moose kept turning its head toward the offending –
but possibly helping? – human at its side, no doubt wondering what would happen
next.
Finally, Alan got the saw going and began to cut the
first wire. Sparks were flying everywhere, adding further to the moose’s fear
and the spectacle for the onlookers.
There were about a dozen vehicles stopped on the side of
the highway by this time. There was no mass use of cellphones or YouTube videos
in those days, just human eyeballs watching a man with a moose and a power saw.
After Alan cut through the first wire, it did not free
the moose, so Alan started sawing the second wire. The moose was still
desperately trying to get away.
Now there were about 20 vehicles on the side of the
highway, watching this commotion.
Alan finally got the second wire cut and the moose was
loose.
It walked away slowly, with a slight limp. “It kind of
looked back to thank me and was probably wondering if I was nuts, getting that
close to it… I had to do it because it was suffering,” Alan added. But
yes, there are those of us who would say Alan is a little crazy.
As the moose stopped shaking and regained some energy, it
slowly trotted further and then ran across the field. The bystanders drove away
and Alan put his power saw back in his truck and drove away as well, thinking
about the moose and the look in its eyes.
“As I was cutting those wires, the poor thing was
shaking. Later, I realized that probably everybody watching was laughing,
thinking, ‘What is he doing with the power saw?’ ... That poor moose didn’t think
it was funny.”
No, my brother will never forget that moose. “I think he
smiled at me. He was probably thinking, ‘Thanks for not turning me into a
sandwich.’”
Grandparenting Tip of the Day:
When playing multi-generational hide and seek, choose
your hiding spot carefully.
I spent some precious time with my grandchildren this week, after a rough year of very little contact due to the pandemic. It was glorious fun!
On a couple of occasions, we engaged in some entertaining rounds
of Hide and Seek. The adults hid alongside the kids and we had a lot of laughs
and “difficulty” finding the littlest ones at times. (Little kids are very
good at hiding, you know – even when they repeatedly tell you exactly where
they’re hiding!)
During the last round of the last game before everyone went
home, I decided to cleverly hide in a spot that none of the kids had used yet –
behind a set of long drapes in a bedroom.
The game went off the rails soon after that.
The eight-year-old was the “seeker”. He found the two-year-old
and the eleven-year-old, and had come into the room where I was hiding, but he didn’t
see me.
Then there was no movement or sounds of any seeking going on.
After a long number of minutes, the 13-year-old and the
almost-five-year-old called from the basement to let the seeker know, “We’re
down here!”
No response from the seeker. Or the other two.
I kept listening and couldn’t hear any sounds except for the
gentle conversation between the two who had been found – with the little one telling her bigger cousin that she loved him.
Then the 13-year-old and five-year-old took turns coming
partway up the stairs to loudly yell that “We’re in the basement!”
No response from the seeker.
“What’s taking them so long?” the five-year-old asked her
older cousin, who finally came all the way upstairs – only to find out that the
seeker had to stop mid-seek because he had to go to the bathroom.
Hmmm… Now I, the grandma, had a decision to make.
Should I abandon my excellent hiding spot and go visit with the
parents of these kids or should I stand firm and wait until the game resumed?
Well, I’m no quitter.
So I stayed.
I stood awkwardly behind the drapes, trying to ignore the cramping in my left calf muscle and then my right. I also tried not to cough or sneeze or breathe too deeply.
I glanced at my Fitbit. Probably 10 or 15 minutes had gone by since I had last heard any commotion that resembled “seeking.” What to do, what to do…
I finally heard the bathroom door open and then the combined
voices of the older kids and the younger kids … and the seeker!
No! It couldn’t be!
They’d abandoned the game and had forgotten about Grandma!
A few minutes later, I decided I actually was a quitter
after all – in this situation anyway.
I came out of the bedroom and said to the kids gathered together
in the next room, “I guess the game is over. And you didn’t find me.”
There were looks of surprise, shock and dismay when the older
ones asked, “Were you hiding?” and I answered, “Yes. All this time.”
Then there were many looks of embarrassment among the older
kids, especially the little seeker.
Oops.
To his defence, I had not been playing in every single game,
so it was a little harder to remember whether he was supposed to find me or
not. Anyway… we smiled and carried on.
I still love them all dearly, but it will be awhile before I
find a super great hiding place again.
Next time, I’ll go back to sitting in the middle of the floor
with a blanket haphazardly thrown over my head. They’ll surely find me there,
right?